“Hey Siri, order food, any food…”
[ding-ding] Here’s what I found on the web for other food, money food.
Oh look who’s back… and turning its back. Clearly the unicorn doesn’t know who the right sort of people to hang out with are.
Oh no, will the unicorn not just give it a rest?!
Oh no, how did the unicorn even get a computer? How does it even operate a keyboard?!
Oh for goodness sake, doesn’t the unicorn know to leave this stuff to those who have been managing it for generations!
Oh dear, what’s that unicorn up to now?
Something tells me the unicorn has been visiting the Scotland subreddit!
Oh no! Who gave the unicorn a press pass?!
Okay, I’ll admit, I might like my naughty unicorn 🙂