I have to confess, I’ve only in my life had one burrito, I cannot fathom what it is the appeal is meant to be.  I was having to peel tiny shreds of foil off this food that I was eating in this supposed restaurant, why it had to be wrapped in foil at all I’ve no idea.  Then when I actually got into the thing, it was just all sorts of ingredients churned and mushed into one place, except, ready to explode outward as I bit into it.  I can’t say I found anything appealing about this structure of food, yet all those around me mmmm’d and yummed as if they’d found the most delectable meal… I remain unconvinced, I have no particular desire to have another burrito anytime soon.

Also, to Wilson, who sings the joys of the breakfast burrito to me, this comic was drawn just for you!