A comic about no one knowing I’m a weirdo! Seriously, I’m just like you guys, I can be a normal! What normal things are we normal people doing with our normal faces today? Huh? …where, where are you going? Cool, well… yeah, see you!
I used to love flying. Then, in my last job, I had to fly twice a week to London. It was draining, but if there’s ever a quick way to learn how to cheat at airports, that’s it. You want somewhere for your cabin bag, get in the queue. Also, if your job wants you to fly to London every week, that’s not as adventurous as it sounds, you’ll regret it pretty quick.
Part two of three.
UPDATE: Hi guys, I’ve decided not to finish this comic, so I shall not be creating a part three. This is because of how poorly received this comic has been. After posting it on Reddit, I received a great deal of backlash concerning me over exaggerating the wickedness of Tories as well as complaints of “now you’re just making stuff up.” Along with the usual insults including those that I can’t draw (yeah, I know) and that my handwriting is terrible (again, I know).
To clarify what this comic was supposed to be, it was meant to be a three parter, after seeing yet more people hurting from sanctions, and Tories saying that we should just stop listening to the Scots and kill off the Barnett formula (the same old rhetoric), I wondered what would happen if they just kept on going trampling people until there was no one left to trample. I stress that I do realise this is not something that is going happen, it was an absurdism. Upon having this thought, it then moved on to this scene of May and Johnson looking over the rubble and reminiscing over the good times of trampling people when they still could. The thought made me chuckle, I thought it’d make a funny comic. Apparently, I was wrong.
After this was made apparent to me, I’ve chosen not to bother with the final punch line six panels because, honestly, after so much being told off, I just don’t have the motivation or enthusiasm anymore. Besides, I have a joke in my head involving popcorn and that seems much funnier than what’s going on in Westminster right now.
I have to confess, I’ve only in my life had one burrito, I cannot fathom what it is the appeal is meant to be. I was having to peel tiny shreds of foil off this food that I was eating in this supposed restaurant, why it had to be wrapped in foil at all I’ve no idea. Then when I actually got into the thing, it was just all sorts of ingredients churned and mushed into one place, except, ready to explode outward as I bit into it. I can’t say I found anything appealing about this structure of food, yet all those around me mmmm’d and yummed as if they’d found the most delectable meal… I remain unconvinced, I have no particular desire to have another burrito anytime soon.
Also, to Wilson, who sings the joys of the breakfast burrito to me, this comic was drawn just for you!
Just got back from a really nice weekend camping at the Loch Ness Shores Camping and Caravaning Club Site. Really was an excellent camping site, I highly recommend it to anyone thinking of visiting the highlands and needing a base to camp at. We also had some fun hiring some sit on kayaks there 🙂
If you’re a follower on Twitter, you may have seen a photo of this one still on paper that I took at the campsite, it’s had a bit of an edit since then as you’ll notice. See, following me on Twitter/Facebook isn’t just going to mean you don’t miss out, there’s bonus content too! (hint hint;)
Am I the only one who feels utterly useless here?
For this comic, I figured I’d be using four or five flags, then I looked up a list of terrorist attacks so far in 2016 and my heart broke.
UPDATE 1 – 25th July 2016 – Added Germany.
UPDATE 2 – 28th July 2016 – Added Japan and Syria (which really ought to have been in there from the beginning).
UPDATE 3 – 5th August 2016 – Added India.